I've lived in Deja Vu for the past 9 months. I never ever thought that I would be affected the way I was. Living there has made me the person I am today. The girls that I met here are the most amazing girls I have ever met. I'm not going to get all sappy right now so this is my appreciation post to those girls. Throughout the year I saved quotes in my phone from the girls I live with here are most of them:
"My throat hurts so bad I feel like I just deep throated a peppered salami!" -Hailey
*creepy laugh* "ha ha ha also known as you stupid mother fuckers." -Marissa
"That's why I don't wanna have sex! I can't thrust..." -Marissa
"That's when you know you've found your soul mate because he'll be able to super thrust for the both of you." -Hailey
"I'm running on four hours of sleep..." -Me
"Guess what I'm running on..awesome." -Marissa
"Haven't you ever heard of caring is sharing?" -Sara
"No I must have been sick with fuck-you-itis" -Marissa
"hehehehe that's funny YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" -Marissa
"Dude, I went all Rachel Ray and Betty Crocker on my mom's ass!" -Me
"How do you know I'm drunk?" -Me
"Your eyes are red..." -Hailey
"How do you know when I'm drunk?" -Emily
"...Hannah's eyes are red..." -Hailey
"What the fuck, you're such a douche. Fuck you in the asshole and I hope it rips and bleeds" -Kaitlyn
"Maybe he's sucking his dick to get it up so they can..you know...fight...with their swords..." -Hailey
"I've been watching this show since I was 10...and I'm 21!" -Marissa
"uhhh...you're 22 Marissa!" -Me
"I wish instead of a poke button there was a punch you in the face button. You could click it and a fish would jump out of the computer and punch you in the face." -Marissa
"It's one in the morning..." -Me
"She's a piece of shit she'll answer!" -Lee Lee
"I didn't do anything to her. I just let her meow on my shoulder once." -Megan
"Don't punch me in the kidney. I need that to filter alcohol!" -Kaitlyn
"That's your liver you piece of shit!" -Me
"If I had a penis I'd make you lick it right now!" -Me
"I used to work out for more than 60 minutes a day and look where I ended up..." -Marissa
"I'm gonna shove my fist up her anus"
"It'll probably fit" (can't remember who said this....but I'm sure it was hilarious! haha)
"What if we both get offers from guys?" -Kaitlyn
"BULLSHIT!" -Marissa
"She was highlighting the bible! Isn't that illegal...I feel like that's a sin..." -Me
"I need a really ugly friend to make me look better. I'd feel better about myself.." -Nefra
"Do you remember when I had Nyquil? because I don't..." -Me
"Man my vagina has taken a beating lately and not from anything good." -Emily
"I unplugged all your shit. I hope you like your fish dead, BITCH" -Marissa
"What the fuck is deep and why is she rolling in it?!" -Conda
"I'd fuck him till my pelvic shattered!" -Felicia
"Currently in use!? Your mom's currently in use!" -Katie
"I don't look trashed ladies, I look beautiful" -Hailey
"Everybody needs to get off of everybody else's dicks so I can drive!!!" -Marissa
"Marissa, Hailey's on my dick...I don't like dick..get her off my dick! -Riley
"OW! My tit is dislocated from my breast!" -Marissa
"I had a bubble in my throat! You shut your face." -Marissa
"You said BOOB I said *whispers* breast" -Marissa
"Eat that piece of chicken!" Tall Megan
"That's what she said!!!!...that was stupid. I need to pay attention. Fucking stupid shit. So stupid. Stupid..." -Marissa
"You fucking asshole, excuse me, you piece of shit" -Marissa
"SHIT! My calf has a muffin top!" -Me
"Do you still wanna be my best friend?!" -Emily
"Give me a good twenty minutes..." -Me
"If she touches my shit I'm calling 911. I want FBI, finger prints, and shit." -Bitch Marissa
"Don't spit! Don't Spit!" -Me
"I...I...swallowed... :(" Tall Megan
"Yes, lesbians knock on wood...." -Me
"They put sleeping pills in here, not alcohol! Bastards." -Marissa
"Everyone always lays on me...It's because I'm comfy...*whispers* it's because I'm fat." -Marissa
"That was REALLY good....." -Sara
"Yeah? well, when I'm on national television you can suck a big fat juicy dick." -Me
"I think we're all on the same boat. There's five of us...in a room...on a Wednesday night..drinking..." -Kris
"The only bad thing about drinking on a Wednesday night is there's no grilled cheese!" -Felicia
"That's how I associate who's calling my name. Felicia calls me neeeefra, Leanna calls me Nefy, and you (referring to me) call me stupid bitch" -Nefra aka stupid bitch
"Those jeans are SHIT!" -Mak
"I don't think she's going to be very happy...but it's gonna be AWESOME!" -Kris
"Mother fuckers just killed my mother fucking fish!" -Lee Lee
"I'm not quite sure how to probe this out of you...but..." -Hailey
"Does she have a gang bang in there? Cuz seriously it's so fucking loud up there." -Sam
"Man I ate a lot of almonds to cut weight, that must be why I'm all gay..." -Robin
"Are you trying to get me fat!? I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE!" -Me
"It doesn't feel good when you touch my tits like that!" -Marissa
"I look like fucking Dobby!" -Emily
"I know a lotta things just not in the right scholastic subjects.." -Kris
"I'm not racist...I like dark chocolate" -Me
"How many are in a six pack?" -Kris
"Or because her pelvic bone got rearranged by his Magnum P.I. penis..." -Felicia
"I'd totally take his sauce second hand..." -Emily
"How can she be Chinese and ginger at the same time!?" -Emily
"Dear diary, on a night before my final I decide to get drink." -Kris
I'll miss all of these ladies so much over the summer.
Only 105 days till I move back to Marquette.
Can't wait already.